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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Where Did We Go Wrong?

Dear Dawn,
I don't know why you left without saying goodbye. I was so excited for your visit-Jody had cleaned and shined me all up. She even fluffed the towels above me and then they all whooshed off to the airport to get you. I thought this MUST be someone special with all the excitement around the place!! And even though it turned cold and snowy the minute you got here, I knew it would be a fun weekend because I could hear so much giggling and talking outside the door. Well I tried to do my very best job for you and it was nice how you would visit me every now and then. I even nicely held onto your hairdryer for you while you ran around with Jody and the family, going shopping for your baby, going out to eat 50 million times, talking all the time about something called babies--and I even hummed along while you played DDR on the Wii.
I thought "that Dawn is just so nice! too bad she doesn't spend more time with me, I'd like to get to know her! she has the funniest accent and such a silly sneeze, like a little mouse! she MUST be a great girl to have fun with!" But you were always just so busy. With what I am not really sure, other than watching tv and going through small little clothes and saying "that is so cute!" all the time. I am not really sure why you and Jody just kept saying that but whatever. So I decided that maybe we would just be acquaintances, just hanging out here and there and I was ok with that. But then things changed. For some reason Saturday night, when I was sound asleep because it WAS the middle of the night, you came rushing to see me! I was thrilled! Oh we were so happy for those hours,what with all the hugs you kept giving me and everything. We were definitely more than friends now, or at least I thought. I was so thrilled with our new relationship, I seemed so important to you all of the sudden! And you were always so happy to see me each time. But then you stopped visiting altogether. I don't know what happened, just poof! You swept your things out of my room, packed up your things and left, not even offering to take me with you. I even heard you say "I feel SO much better now!" as you were leaving. Was that because you were done with me? Was it something I did? I haven't seen you since and I am afraid I never will again. I noticed you took Jody with you when you left because I saw this picture on the camera when they came to take MY picture (talk about cold):Just hanging out at the airport like you don't even remember me. Well, if nothing else, it was fun while it lasted and at least Jody and the family seemed to have a great time with you-they just keep talking about how great you are though and that stings a little because it just makes me sad how you got over your love for me so fast. Oh well, I hope you all are very happy together and if you ever need me, I'll be right here waiting for you.


Love,
Jody's Potty

5 comments:

Dawn said...

you are HILARIOUS!!!

umm.. please tell your potty that i DO not miss it. not at ALL. next time we come (oh did i tell you that we are coming again?)... i am using the upstairs bathroom.

no worries, i'll make sure to show everyone the EXTRA special outfit you got jaxson!! :)

Michelle said...

too funny

Troy said...

hahaha ... wrong ... but funny :)

Kristi J said...

Ok...I could so be your all's BFFs....Love the humor and I'm dripping with sarcasm at all times...so funny!!! Ok, what's NOT Funny: Me still waiting on new referral...Did I do something to offend this company?? How could I still be waiting after losing baby?? Yes, getting tired of this...can you tell?? :) kj

tuesdaymom said...

ACK! 5 days!